Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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