i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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