office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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