So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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