Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
