atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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