this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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