Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Did you just see the Batmobile???
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I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
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It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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