pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
