He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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