My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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