Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
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Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
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She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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