Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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