Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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