he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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