You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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