Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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