I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
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Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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