Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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