Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
he's gonorrhea incarnate
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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