Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
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I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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