Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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