Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
they need to just BURY HIM!
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Someone stole a lamp last night.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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