just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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