are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We are two peas in an std pod
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
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Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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