it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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