If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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