remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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