bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
FUCK WHALES
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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