It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
You were trust falling into bushes
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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