the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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