Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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