Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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