So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
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No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My vagina is very pro this idea
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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