love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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