I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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