I hope mine doesn't look like that
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
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found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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