K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
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