fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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