My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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