No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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