threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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