OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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