I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
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