Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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