so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
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we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
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