you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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