Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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