he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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