I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
Where did you get a picture of my penis
I cannot find my penis.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
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I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
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She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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