i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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