Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
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