you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You took a bar mat shot.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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