I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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